| I have a lot of "friends" at MySpace, Facebook, | | | | there is no place on the web. And you are a |
| everywhere. I am a happy guy having so many | | | | winner, a natural born winner. You know how to, |
| friends. I am so happy with it, especially when my | | | | where and when, you are not like me, you know |
| friends send me some beautiful images with links | | | | what it takes to succeed, you have all essentials |
| all around, and I press them and they take me to | | | | in your hand, all the facts, all and more! Yes, you |
| different places where I can buy my friends' | | | | are the man! |
| products. Oh, Gosh how I love to help my friends | | | | OK, I must admit, I am defeated, I am a failure, |
| to earn some money, really do! They must be a | | | | you're the boss! |
| truly friends sending me these nice little images all | | | | Now my "boss", let me go back for a moment at |
| the time. My friends are great, aren't they? And | | | | the beginning of this tale to something more |
| they are so polite, they don't even try to tell me | | | | about making money online. This is "stuff" you |
| that they are selling something, isn't that cool? | | | | like, I bet. Well, I will go strait to the point. This is |
| I felted so embarrassed, so I decide it to do the | | | | something deeper than tale, something more real, |
| same, to be a nice guy, to get back to them | | | | OK. Here we go! |
| somehow, like a truly gentleman, but I didn't knew | | | | There is no chance for you to seriously make |
| how to do that. So I looked for a help on the | | | | any money online if you are not highly qualified, |
| internet. | | | | highly educated in informatics, computer science, |
| Make money online | | | | or whatever you want to call it. You have to be a |
| "Make money online" - sounds familiar, doesn't it? | | | | computer software guru and freshly updated with |
| Try just to type a word "money" or "making | | | | the tons and tons of materials. This is something |
| money online" at Google, Yahoo or elsewhere, and | | | | that nobody will tell you (at least no one from the |
| what happens? You'll get millions of pages and | | | | other side of this game board), but it's a fact. |
| millions of linking sites and products about your | | | | Face it. Computer knowledge, software and |
| query. Seems to me that money is the number | | | | computer languages, and everything that goes |
| one selling product as well as the number one | | | | with it (and everything goes, believe me) is just a |
| buying product on the planet. Nobody cares that | | | | part of the "Easy Making Money" story. Marketing |
| this product, at the same time, is the toughest | | | | is another big part, too. Basic education and |
| product on entire web, and still everybody is | | | | intelligence of the person, another. Time and |
| immediately hooked up. The most powerful of all | | | | money that goes with it, another one. Some of |
| "Fast Money" sellers are those with the featuring | | | | the mentioned are the specialties for which you |
| keywords in the title like "money word", " | | | | have to finish a few colleges. For another you |
| keyword", "PPC", "SEO", "affiliate", "niche", | | | | need experience, which cost you time and money. |
| "automoney" or any other words more or less | | | | You can't do it from scratch. "Scratch" is a big lie! |
| closely related to these. They are most | | | | There is no scratch in the life, the only one was |
| successful fisherman's in the Web Ocean. They | | | | when you were born! You are alone out there! |
| catch easy fishes like me every single day. They | | | | A real friend |
| do it with a very sophisticated and nicely looking | | | | Hey, but don't worry, you are not alone! Here am |
| hooks that shines like a gold, using a simple green | | | | I! I'll help you. It's easy. The only thing you have |
| bite (a big double striped "S" one) and keep fishing | | | | to do is to take that piece of wire hanging out of |
| wherever they want. There is a plenty of fish | | | | your lovely PC machine and cut it! They will be |
| everywhere in the Web Ocean, and there are no | | | | cut off, and you could become someone's real |
| possibilities to endanger or extinct this population | | | | friend, let's say mine, for a start! |
| of the species (us). But, they are just one link in a | | | | Big picture |
| chain, although a very important one. Their job is | | | | You always have to try to look at the big picture. |
| to keep the ocean alive and to keep the | | | | In this case, it means that EVERYTHING YOU |
| permanent hunger by feeding the fishes with the | | | | SEE, HEAR OR YOU'RE INVOLVED IN AT THE |
| crumbs from their plates. | | | | WEB IS JUST INSIDE OF THAT PICTURE, that |
| On the other hand, they are fed with the crumbs | | | | box, hard disc or this temporary connection you |
| from the Webmaster's plate. | | | | have, and that's it. There is nothing more than |
| And who are the "Webmasters"? | | | | that. The World is outside, not the inside, cant you |
| "Webmasters" | | | | see. Your wife, son or daughter, your mother, |
| "Webmasters" are the Masters in true meaning of | | | | father or your friend is waiting for your look, for |
| the word. They invented the web at first place. | | | | turning your eyes away from that window, for a |
| People who owns big web companies (and we all | | | | moment, for a day, forever maybe? |
| know their respectable names) are the masters | | | | Oh, but you can't! You see, you became a |
| of the Web Universe, in a way, Gods. They | | | | machine! A machine connected with a thousands |
| invented it, and not just that. They invented | | | | of tweets, feeds, comments and updates, logins |
| viruses and reinvented antiviruses, bugs and | | | | and logouts, sources and shares, classifieds and |
| updates, first versions of their software and the | | | | emails, blogs and posts, url's and ftp's, groups and |
| every second one to keep you updated (alive), so | | | | supports, patches and crawlers, links and |
| that you want escape, you want die out there. | | | | filters...and no one can stop you. Nobody has right |
| They invented all, they own all and exploit all, | | | | to stop you, either. One could become an |
| from the first day and forever. And when they | | | | anti-social element, trying to stop you. The whole |
| die, they'll leave it to the children's children, and so | | | | world is gone upside down, whole world! I just |
| one. Have no doubts about it! Their famous motto | | | | wonder about a poor skinny child from some |
| "Web belongs to all of us" is abed time story, and | | | | deserted part of the planet - does he know what |
| we go sleep every night believing that, with that | | | | even television set is, a computer? Does he need |
| same big smile on our faces. We are happy, they | | | | any of that to feed the hunger, to heal the pain in |
| are happy, fisherman are happy, everybody's | | | | those big blurry eyes. I don't know. Maybe we |
| happy! The whole world is happy! | | | | deserve such a self destructive end of the |
| Stop! | | | | humanity. Yeah, we probably do. To poison our |
| So, what's wrong with the happiness, you | | | | own future...well, that's us! Nothing new about it. |
| wonder? Nothing's wrong, if you think you're | | | | Martin H. Fischer once said; The better I get to |
| happy. Are you really? Are you really going to say | | | | know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. |
| to me that you like the things are going on, on | | | | The end |
| this planet, at this moment. I don't think so. I | | | | It's true, we are destructive. But not just for |
| would say, you are disappointed like me, too. But | | | | ourselves. We are hurting our mother Earth, |
| you can't do anything about it, You can't make | | | | hurting badly. And she is going to fight back one |
| things changed. | | | | day, maybe soon. She is going to shake us from |
| And why is that so? Why can't we change the | | | | her back like a bunch of fleas, just like that! And |
| things they are? We can't, can't we? Or, maybe | | | | then what? We're going to cry, yes, cry like a |
| we don't want to? Maybe we like the way the | | | | babies, wondering what happened, why, whom to |
| things are? Maybe we like to be hooked, to be | | | | blame, who's going to help us? |
| fished, to catch some crumbs along by. To many | | | | Well, Martians maybe! Or, maybe God, in whom |
| "maybe"-s, I reckon. | | | | we trust so much. Yes, that's it! God! He's the |
| But, what would be, imagine, if we could just | | | | only one who doesn't care if we sin, he forgives. |
| pulled out our cables from it, just for a day, week | | | | He's the only one we can count on. |
| or even month!? Just to go offline for a while, to | | | | Although I doubt that we will wait for that |
| unplugged this misery of virtual life for a second | | | | moment, that we will not prevail, change, change |
| and go outside among the real people, real us! | | | | things and prevail. I am after all just a man full of |
| Think about it, would it be great? | | | | optimism and hope for humanity. I wish that |
| Remember, Web is not a virtual, it's real. You | | | | same lies in each of you, and I just wish that |
| could be seriously hurt over there, emotionally, | | | | every bad turns out good. So, if you don't want |
| physically (financially), in any way! Think about this | | | | to turn back from your "links", then just send |
| for a moment, just for a pleasure of reading this, | | | | some good vibes from time to time to your |
| will you. It's a tale, anyway! | | | | virtual friends on the other side, at least that. |
| Loser | | | | This is just the end of this tale, don't worry, |
| I know, you're not agree with me. You think I am | | | | we(b) will survive! |
| a loser, it's easy to be a looser and for a losers, | | | | |